Dear Holiday Guests,
The Hebner Hotel is up and running. Our first guests arrived last Wednesday. It has come to our attention that our fine establishment is attracting a rather unusual group. These people seem to be some what abnormal. Because this seems to be our fate and of course it is Christmas, we have decided to give these individuals a discounted rate. Last night we made a call to our future guests inquiring if they were of this same species, apparently most of them are which means we will have to cut their rate also. We apologize to all of you who do not fall into this category. To avoid any discrimination suits, all rates will be reduced for this holiday season. Regular rates will resume after the New Year. All we really want is for your holiday to be in a habitat that makes you happy .
If you have any questions regarding your stay with us please feel free to contact us. We have a happy bilingual (normal/abnormal) person on call 24/7 to help you.
Sincerely,
The HEBNER HOTEL Management
1 comment:
Goodness, those are some cute babies!!! Their mom must be quite the looker!!!:)
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