Magnolia Girls Unite

MAGNOLIA GIRLS UNITE
Winter*Summer*Spring *Fall We can do it all!


Are you the type of person that loves to sit around with friends
and laugh til you wet yourself?
Is Semi-homemade more your style?
OR is homemade your passion?
Would you like to learn What NOT to wear?
Are you married to the greatest guy in the world?
OR are you currently single looking for Mr. Right and could use some pointers?
Boobs—too big, too small, don’t care?
Sassafras—in good condition?
Do you sing off key and dance like a monkey?

Well, this club is for you. Whether the above questions apply to you or not, we want you for our sister.
Come and join our hot new club. We talk, laugh, sing and listen. Magnolia Girls come in all shapes and sizes.

President: Lynda Call (just because she likes the attention)

Glamour Technician: Hayley Call (because she is totally talented and makes you look great!)

Project Chairman: Verda Hebner (because she enjoys searching for new things to do)

Interested in joining our club? You can contact us by sharing a comment on this blog. Just say, Make me a Magnolia and you are in! No previous experience is required.