a thought to cheer you

                     




                     










 I wish I was a glow worm
     A glow worm's never glum
           'Cus how can you be grumpy
                      When the sun shines out your bum!


There are times when I am cleaning out boxes that I come across a poem or quote I have found in my travels and have jotted it down on a napkin or a piece torn paper. This little ditty is one of them.I found it tucked into a folder which was among a pile of old business folders that I was discarding.

If this is not corny enough for you, I also found a list of jokes I use to send to the Missionaries when I would write to them.  I suggested the jokes be use when they taught little children.  There was only one Elder who said he actually used them to help break the ice in homes with children.  Yes, I'm going to list them below.

Q.  Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A.   Because it was feeling crummy.


Q.  What did the stamp say to the letter?
A.  Stick with me and we will go places.

Q.  Why is #6 afraid of #7 ?
A.  Because 7  8  9.  *seven ate nine

Q. What do you call cheese that you don't own?
A.  Nacho Cheese

Q.  What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A.  A walkie talkie

Q.  Which side of a bird has the most feathers?
A.  The outside

Q.  What do you call a Hippi's wife?
A.  Mississippi

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A.  A walk

Q.  What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A.  A Porkchop

Q.  What did the scarf say to the hat?
A.  You go on a head and I'll just hang around.

Q. What do you call a broken bomerang?
A. A stick

There are lots more, but these are my favorites.   Kids jokes always make me smile.  Hope these did the same for you.